Here is the full list of all 29 SIMULACRA: Pipe Dreams achievements.
Allowed the game to play itself.. for the most part
Score 300 points in FlapeeBird
Revive 50 times in FlapeeBird
Die 50 times in FlapeeBird
Gone too deep
If you Jab hard enough you might find it
You cheated... shame on you
You share the same name as Teddy.. Coincidence?
Uncovered recordings of the mysterious cases
I will smash that subscribe button on your channel
Better me than you
You are better than Teddy in FlapeeBird
Found all of Teddy's recordings
Beat Teddy in Flapeebird, again
Shared FlapeeBird with all your friends
Watched all of the IRIS ADs
Beat Teddy in FlapeeBird
Who gave you that name? Your parents?
Your health survey came back.. it's not good
Downloaded the hottest game in town
You gave up.. chicken.. buck buck buck buckukk
Watched all of Teddy's ADs
I have no life
Jetstream 50 times in FlapeeBird
Operation Desert Shield
Meet the maker
Best friends no more
Let him go. Let him go
Best friends forever