Here is the full list of all 29 SIMULACRA: Pipe Dreams achievements.
Uncovered recordings of the mysterious cases
Meet the maker
Gone too deep
If you Jab hard enough you might find it
I have no life
I will smash that subscribe button on your channel
You cheated... shame on you
Found all of Teddy's recordings
Revive 50 times in FlapeeBird
Die 50 times in FlapeeBird
Let him go. Let him go
You gave up.. chicken.. buck buck buck buckukk
Who gave you that name? Your parents?
Score 300 points in FlapeeBird
Better me than you
You share the same name as Teddy.. Coincidence?
Best friends no more
You are better than Teddy in FlapeeBird
Beat Teddy in Flapeebird, again
Shared FlapeeBird with all your friends
Watched all of the IRIS ADs
Beat Teddy in FlapeeBird
Your health survey came back.. it's not good
Downloaded the hottest game in town
Watched all of Teddy's ADs
Allowed the game to play itself.. for the most part
Jetstream 50 times in FlapeeBird
Operation Desert Shield
Best friends forever