Here is the full list of all 29 SIMULACRA: Pipe Dreams achievements.
Let him go. Let him go
You share the same name as Teddy.. Coincidence?
Score 300 points in FlapeeBird
I have no life
Operation Desert Shield
Best friends forever
Watched all of Teddy's ADs
Jetstream 50 times in FlapeeBird
Revive 50 times in FlapeeBird
Die 50 times in FlapeeBird
Better me than you
I will smash that subscribe button on your channel
Best friends no more
You are better than Teddy in FlapeeBird
You gave up.. chicken.. buck buck buck buckukk
Beat Teddy in Flapeebird, again
Shared FlapeeBird with all your friends
Watched all of the IRIS ADs
Uncovered recordings of the mysterious cases
Beat Teddy in FlapeeBird
Who gave you that name? Your parents?
Your health survey came back.. it's not good
Found all of Teddy's recordings
Allowed the game to play itself.. for the most part
You cheated... shame on you
Downloaded the hottest game in town
Meet the maker
Gone too deep
If you Jab hard enough you might find it