Here is the full list of all 29 SIMULACRA: Pipe Dreams achievements.
I have no life
Watched all of Teddy's ADs
I will smash that subscribe button on your channel
Score 300 points in FlapeeBird
Operation Desert Shield
Best friends forever
Allowed the game to play itself.. for the most part
Who gave you that name? Your parents?
Best friends no more
Revive 50 times in FlapeeBird
Let him go. Let him go
You gave up.. chicken.. buck buck buck buckukk
Jetstream 50 times in FlapeeBird
Die 50 times in FlapeeBird
You cheated... shame on you
Your health survey came back.. it's not good
You share the same name as Teddy.. Coincidence?
Uncovered recordings of the mysterious cases
Gone too deep
Meet the maker
If you Jab hard enough you might find it
Found all of Teddy's recordings
Better me than you
You are better than Teddy in FlapeeBird
Beat Teddy in Flapeebird, again
Watched all of the IRIS ADs
Shared FlapeeBird with all your friends
Beat Teddy in FlapeeBird
Downloaded the hottest game in town