Here is the full list of all 29 SIMULACRA: Pipe Dreams achievements.
I will smash that subscribe button on your channel
Watched all of Teddy's ADs
Shared FlapeeBird with all your friends
Best friends no more
I have no life
Jetstream 50 times in FlapeeBird
Revive 50 times in FlapeeBird
Who gave you that name? Your parents?
You share the same name as Teddy.. Coincidence?
Allowed the game to play itself.. for the most part
Score 300 points in FlapeeBird
Meet the maker
Uncovered recordings of the mysterious cases
Gone too deep
If you Jab hard enough you might find it
Operation Desert Shield
Found all of Teddy's recordings
Your health survey came back.. it's not good
You cheated... shame on you
Best friends forever
Let him go. Let him go
You gave up.. chicken.. buck buck buck buckukk
Die 50 times in FlapeeBird
Better me than you
You are better than Teddy in FlapeeBird
Beat Teddy in Flapeebird, again
Watched all of the IRIS ADs
Beat Teddy in FlapeeBird
Downloaded the hottest game in town