Here is the full list of all 29 SIMULACRA: Pipe Dreams achievements.
Revive 50 times in FlapeeBird
Uncovered recordings of the mysterious cases
Who gave you that name? Your parents?
Die 50 times in FlapeeBird
You cheated... shame on you
Found all of Teddy's recordings
Meet the maker
Gone too deep
If you Jab hard enough you might find it
Better me than you
You share the same name as Teddy.. Coincidence?
Let him go. Let him go
You gave up.. chicken.. buck buck buck buckukk
Best friends no more
You are better than Teddy in FlapeeBird
Beat Teddy in Flapeebird, again
Shared FlapeeBird with all your friends
Watched all of the IRIS ADs
Beat Teddy in FlapeeBird
Your health survey came back.. it's not good
Downloaded the hottest game in town
Watched all of Teddy's ADs
Score 300 points in FlapeeBird
Allowed the game to play itself.. for the most part
I have no life
I will smash that subscribe button on your channel
Jetstream 50 times in FlapeeBird
Operation Desert Shield
Best friends forever