Here is the full list of all 29 SIMULACRA: Pipe Dreams achievements.
Jetstream 50 times in FlapeeBird
Gone too deep
If you Jab hard enough you might find it
Operation Desert Shield
Best friends forever
Found all of Teddy's recordings
Watched all of Teddy's ADs
I will smash that subscribe button on your channel
Meet the maker
Uncovered recordings of the mysterious cases
Allowed the game to play itself.. for the most part
Best friends no more
I have no life
You cheated... shame on you
You share the same name as Teddy.. Coincidence?
Better me than you
You are better than Teddy in FlapeeBird
Revive 50 times in FlapeeBird
Let him go. Let him go
You gave up.. chicken.. buck buck buck buckukk
Die 50 times in FlapeeBird
Beat Teddy in Flapeebird, again
Shared FlapeeBird with all your friends
Watched all of the IRIS ADs
Beat Teddy in FlapeeBird
Score 300 points in FlapeeBird
Who gave you that name? Your parents?
Your health survey came back.. it's not good
Downloaded the hottest game in town