Here is the full list of all 29 SIMULACRA: Pipe Dreams achievements.
I have no life
Jetstream 50 times in FlapeeBird
Let him go. Let him go
You gave up.. chicken.. buck buck buck buckukk
I will smash that subscribe button on your channel
Best friends no more
You share the same name as Teddy.. Coincidence?
Better me than you
Revive 50 times in FlapeeBird
Watched all of Teddy's ADs
Who gave you that name? Your parents?
Allowed the game to play itself.. for the most part
Die 50 times in FlapeeBird
Found all of Teddy's recordings
Uncovered recordings of the mysterious cases
Meet the maker
Gone too deep
If you Jab hard enough you might find it
Operation Desert Shield
Your health survey came back.. it's not good
Best friends forever
You are better than Teddy in FlapeeBird
Beat Teddy in Flapeebird, again
Shared FlapeeBird with all your friends
Watched all of the IRIS ADs
You cheated... shame on you
Beat Teddy in FlapeeBird
Score 300 points in FlapeeBird
Downloaded the hottest game in town