Here is the full list of all 29 SIMULACRA: Pipe Dreams achievements.
Best friends no more
I have no life
I will smash that subscribe button on your channel
Your health survey came back.. it's not good
Gone too deep
Uncovered recordings of the mysterious cases
Operation Desert Shield
Meet the maker
Better me than you
Revive 50 times in FlapeeBird
If you Jab hard enough you might find it
You share the same name as Teddy.. Coincidence?
Die 50 times in FlapeeBird
Found all of Teddy's recordings
You are better than Teddy in FlapeeBird
Best friends forever
Beat Teddy in Flapeebird, again
Shared FlapeeBird with all your friends
Beat Teddy in FlapeeBird
Watched all of the IRIS ADs
You cheated... shame on you
Downloaded the hottest game in town
You gave up.. chicken.. buck buck buck buckukk
Watched all of Teddy's ADs
Score 300 points in FlapeeBird
Allowed the game to play itself.. for the most part
Who gave you that name? Your parents?
Jetstream 50 times in FlapeeBird
Let him go. Let him go