Here is the full list of all 29 SIMULACRA: Pipe Dreams achievements.
Let him go. Let him go
Best friends forever
Better me than you
Watched all of Teddy's ADs
You gave up.. chicken.. buck buck buck buckukk
I have no life
You cheated... shame on you
Uncovered recordings of the mysterious cases
Found all of Teddy's recordings
Operation Desert Shield
Gone too deep
Revive 50 times in FlapeeBird
Jetstream 50 times in FlapeeBird
Score 300 points in FlapeeBird
I will smash that subscribe button on your channel
Who gave you that name? Your parents?
You share the same name as Teddy.. Coincidence?
Die 50 times in FlapeeBird
Best friends no more
You are better than Teddy in FlapeeBird
Meet the maker
If you Jab hard enough you might find it
Your health survey came back.. it's not good
Allowed the game to play itself.. for the most part
Beat Teddy in Flapeebird, again
Shared FlapeeBird with all your friends
Beat Teddy in FlapeeBird
Watched all of the IRIS ADs
Downloaded the hottest game in town