Here is the full list of all 29 SIMULACRA: Pipe Dreams achievements.
Let him go. Let him go
You gave up.. chicken.. buck buck buck buckukk
I have no life
Revive 50 times in FlapeeBird
Who gave you that name? Your parents?
Die 50 times in FlapeeBird
Best friends no more
You are better than Teddy in FlapeeBird
Allowed the game to play itself.. for the most part
Found all of Teddy's recordings
Beat Teddy in Flapeebird, again
Shared FlapeeBird with all your friends
Uncovered recordings of the mysterious cases
Gone too deep
If you Jab hard enough you might find it
Meet the maker
Beat Teddy in FlapeeBird
Watched all of the IRIS ADs
You share the same name as Teddy.. Coincidence?
Your health survey came back.. it's not good
You cheated... shame on you
Downloaded the hottest game in town
Watched all of Teddy's ADs
Score 300 points in FlapeeBird
I will smash that subscribe button on your channel
Jetstream 50 times in FlapeeBird
Operation Desert Shield
Better me than you
Best friends forever