Here is the full list of all 29 SIMULACRA: Pipe Dreams achievements.
Allowed the game to play itself.. for the most part
Operation Desert Shield
Your health survey came back.. it's not good
I will smash that subscribe button on your channel
Score 300 points in FlapeeBird
Best friends forever
Best friends no more
I have no life
Revive 50 times in FlapeeBird
Die 50 times in FlapeeBird
Who gave you that name? Your parents?
Let him go. Let him go
You gave up.. chicken.. buck buck buck buckukk
Found all of Teddy's recordings
Gone too deep
If you Jab hard enough you might find it
You share the same name as Teddy.. Coincidence?
Uncovered recordings of the mysterious cases
You cheated... shame on you
Meet the maker
You are better than Teddy in FlapeeBird
Better me than you
Beat Teddy in Flapeebird, again
Shared FlapeeBird with all your friends
Watched all of the IRIS ADs
Beat Teddy in FlapeeBird
Downloaded the hottest game in town
Watched all of Teddy's ADs
Jetstream 50 times in FlapeeBird