Here is the full list of all 29 SIMULACRA: Pipe Dreams achievements.
Operation Desert Shield
Watched all of Teddy's ADs
Best friends forever
Better me than you
You are better than Teddy in FlapeeBird
I will smash that subscribe button on your channel
Let him go. Let him go
You gave up.. chicken.. buck buck buck buckukk
Beat Teddy in Flapeebird, again
Shared FlapeeBird with all your friends
Who gave you that name? Your parents?
Uncovered recordings of the mysterious cases
Best friends no more
I have no life
Revive 50 times in FlapeeBird
Found all of Teddy's recordings
Gone too deep
If you Jab hard enough you might find it
Meet the maker
Beat Teddy in FlapeeBird
Jetstream 50 times in FlapeeBird
Score 300 points in FlapeeBird
Die 50 times in FlapeeBird
You cheated... shame on you
Watched all of the IRIS ADs
You share the same name as Teddy.. Coincidence?
Your health survey came back.. it's not good
Allowed the game to play itself.. for the most part
Downloaded the hottest game in town