Here is the full list of all 29 SIMULACRA: Pipe Dreams achievements.
You share the same name as Teddy.. Coincidence?
Allowed the game to play itself.. for the most part
Best friends no more
I have no life
Who gave you that name? Your parents?
Gone too deep
Meet the maker
Better me than you
You are better than Teddy in FlapeeBird
Beat Teddy in Flapeebird, again
Revive 50 times in FlapeeBird
You cheated... shame on you
Die 50 times in FlapeeBird
Shared FlapeeBird with all your friends
Beat Teddy in FlapeeBird
Watched all of the IRIS ADs
Found all of Teddy's recordings
Your health survey came back.. it's not good
Downloaded the hottest game in town
If you Jab hard enough you might find it
Uncovered recordings of the mysterious cases
You gave up.. chicken.. buck buck buck buckukk
Watched all of Teddy's ADs
Score 300 points in FlapeeBird
I will smash that subscribe button on your channel
Jetstream 50 times in FlapeeBird
Operation Desert Shield
Let him go. Let him go
Best friends forever