Here is the full list of all 29 SIMULACRA: Pipe Dreams achievements.
Found all of Teddy's recordings
Best friends no more
I have no life
Shared FlapeeBird with all your friends
Who gave you that name? Your parents?
Your health survey came back.. it's not good
Let him go. Let him go
You gave up.. chicken.. buck buck buck buckukk
Better me than you
You are better than Teddy in FlapeeBird
Revive 50 times in FlapeeBird
Die 50 times in FlapeeBird
Beat Teddy in Flapeebird, again
Watched all of the IRIS ADs
Beat Teddy in FlapeeBird
You share the same name as Teddy.. Coincidence?
You cheated... shame on you
Downloaded the hottest game in town
Watched all of Teddy's ADs
Score 300 points in FlapeeBird
Allowed the game to play itself.. for the most part
Uncovered recordings of the mysterious cases
I will smash that subscribe button on your channel
Jetstream 50 times in FlapeeBird
Operation Desert Shield
If you Jab hard enough you might find it
Gone too deep
Meet the maker
Best friends forever