Here is the full list of all 29 SIMULACRA: Pipe Dreams achievements.
Best friends no more
I have no life
Watched all of Teddy's ADs
Who gave you that name? Your parents?
Let him go. Let him go
You gave up.. chicken.. buck buck buck buckukk
Shared FlapeeBird with all your friends
Allowed the game to play itself.. for the most part
Jetstream 50 times in FlapeeBird
Revive 50 times in FlapeeBird
You share the same name as Teddy.. Coincidence?
Your health survey came back.. it's not good
You cheated... shame on you
Die 50 times in FlapeeBird
Score 300 points in FlapeeBird
Operation Desert Shield
Best friends forever
Gone too deep
If you Jab hard enough you might find it
Meet the maker
Uncovered recordings of the mysterious cases
Better me than you
You are better than Teddy in FlapeeBird
Watched all of the IRIS ADs
Beat Teddy in Flapeebird, again
Found all of Teddy's recordings
Beat Teddy in FlapeeBird
I will smash that subscribe button on your channel
Downloaded the hottest game in town