Here is the full list of all 29 SIMULACRA: Pipe Dreams achievements.
Better me than you
Watched all of Teddy's ADs
I have no life
Jetstream 50 times in FlapeeBird
Score 300 points in FlapeeBird
Revive 50 times in FlapeeBird
Operation Desert Shield
Best friends forever
I will smash that subscribe button on your channel
Who gave you that name? Your parents?
Your health survey came back.. it's not good
Allowed the game to play itself.. for the most part
Let him go. Let him go
You gave up.. chicken.. buck buck buck buckukk
Die 50 times in FlapeeBird
Watched all of the IRIS ADs
You share the same name as Teddy.. Coincidence?
Found all of Teddy's recordings
You cheated... shame on you
Uncovered recordings of the mysterious cases
Meet the maker
Gone too deep
If you Jab hard enough you might find it
Best friends no more
You are better than Teddy in FlapeeBird
Beat Teddy in Flapeebird, again
Shared FlapeeBird with all your friends
Beat Teddy in FlapeeBird
Downloaded the hottest game in town