Here is the full list of all 29 SIMULACRA: Pipe Dreams achievements.
Best friends no more
You are better than Teddy in FlapeeBird
Allowed the game to play itself.. for the most part
Beat Teddy in Flapeebird, again
Shared FlapeeBird with all your friends
Beat Teddy in FlapeeBird
Watched all of the IRIS ADs
Who gave you that name? Your parents?
Your health survey came back.. it's not good
Downloaded the hottest game in town
You gave up.. chicken.. buck buck buck buckukk
Found all of Teddy's recordings
Watched all of Teddy's ADs
Die 50 times in FlapeeBird
Score 300 points in FlapeeBird
I have no life
Uncovered recordings of the mysterious cases
You cheated... shame on you
You share the same name as Teddy.. Coincidence?
I will smash that subscribe button on your channel
Revive 50 times in FlapeeBird
Jetstream 50 times in FlapeeBird
Operation Desert Shield
If you Jab hard enough you might find it
Gone too deep
Meet the maker
Let him go. Let him go
Better me than you
Best friends forever