Here is the full list of all 29 SIMULACRA: Pipe Dreams achievements.
You cheated... shame on you
You share the same name as Teddy.. Coincidence?
Your health survey came back.. it's not good
Found all of Teddy's recordings
Uncovered recordings of the mysterious cases
Better me than you
You are better than Teddy in FlapeeBird
Beat Teddy in Flapeebird, again
Die 50 times in FlapeeBird
Beat Teddy in FlapeeBird
Who gave you that name? Your parents?
Downloaded the hottest game in town
You gave up.. chicken.. buck buck buck buckukk
Watched all of Teddy's ADs
Watched all of the IRIS ADs
Shared FlapeeBird with all your friends
Score 300 points in FlapeeBird
Allowed the game to play itself.. for the most part
I have no life
I will smash that subscribe button on your channel
Revive 50 times in FlapeeBird
Jetstream 50 times in FlapeeBird
Operation Desert Shield
If you Jab hard enough you might find it
Gone too deep
Meet the maker
Best friends no more
Let him go. Let him go
Best friends forever