Here is the full list of all 29 SIMULACRA: Pipe Dreams achievements.
Let him go. Let him go
You gave up.. chicken.. buck buck buck buckukk
Best friends no more
You share the same name as Teddy.. Coincidence?
Your health survey came back.. it's not good
Found all of Teddy's recordings
Best friends forever
You are better than Teddy in FlapeeBird
Die 50 times in FlapeeBird
Beat Teddy in Flapeebird, again
Shared FlapeeBird with all your friends
Uncovered recordings of the mysterious cases
Score 300 points in FlapeeBird
You cheated... shame on you
Watched all of the IRIS ADs
Beat Teddy in FlapeeBird
Downloaded the hottest game in town
Watched all of Teddy's ADs
Allowed the game to play itself.. for the most part
I have no life
Who gave you that name? Your parents?
I will smash that subscribe button on your channel
Revive 50 times in FlapeeBird
Jetstream 50 times in FlapeeBird
Operation Desert Shield
If you Jab hard enough you might find it
Gone too deep
Meet the maker
Better me than you