Here is the full list of all 14 SAMOLIOTIK achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Start a new game.
Find a Kalashnikov
Find a Vodka.
Find a Red Star
Kill Adolf Gutler
MONEY!MONEY!MONEY!
Kill Illuminati
Holy mummies!
Kill The Final Boss
Finish the Game
Cthulhu fhtagn!!!
Like Your life (wife).
He knows not to count to three