Here is the full list of all 14 SAMOLIOTIK achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Kill Illuminati
MONEY!MONEY!MONEY!
Kill Adolf Gutler
Holy mummies!
He knows not to count to three
Find a Red Star
Like Your life (wife).
Cthulhu fhtagn!!!
Find a Vodka.
Finish the Game
Find a Kalashnikov
Kill The Final Boss
Start a new game.