Here is the full list of all 14 SAMOLIOTIK achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
He knows not to count to three
Like Your life (wife).
Cthulhu fhtagn!!!
Finish the Game
Kill The Final Boss
Holy mummies!
Find a Vodka.
Kill Illuminati
Find a Kalashnikov
Kill Adolf Gutler
MONEY!MONEY!MONEY!
Find a Red Star
Start a new game.