Here is the full list of all 14 SAMOLIOTIK achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
He knows not to count to three
Cthulhu fhtagn!!!
Like Your life (wife).
Finish the Game
Kill The Final Boss
Holy mummies!
Kill Illuminati
Start a new game.
Find a Kalashnikov
Find a Vodka.
Find a Red Star
Kill Adolf Gutler
MONEY!MONEY!MONEY!