Here is the full list of all 14 SAMOLIOTIK achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Holy mummies!
He knows not to count to three
Like Your life (wife).
Kill Illuminati
Find a Red Star
Cthulhu fhtagn!!!
Finish the Game
Kill The Final Boss
MONEY!MONEY!MONEY!
Find a Vodka.
Kill Adolf Gutler
Find a Kalashnikov
Start a new game.