Here is the full list of all 14 SAMOLIOTIK achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Holy mummies!
Kill Illuminati
Cthulhu fhtagn!!!
He knows not to count to three
Like Your life (wife).
Finish the Game
Kill The Final Boss
Find a Vodka.
Find a Red Star
MONEY!MONEY!MONEY!
Kill Adolf Gutler
Find a Kalashnikov
Start a new game.