Here is the full list of all 14 SAMOLIOTIK achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Kill Illuminati
MONEY!MONEY!MONEY!
Kill Adolf Gutler
Holy mummies!
He knows not to count to three
Like Your life (wife).
Cthulhu fhtagn!!!
Find a Kalashnikov
Find a Red Star
Find a Vodka.
Finish the Game
Kill The Final Boss
Start a new game.