Here is the full list of all 14 SAMOLIOTIK achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
He knows not to count to three
Holy mummies!
Like Your life (wife).
Cthulhu fhtagn!!!
Finish the Game
Kill The Final Boss
Kill Illuminati
Find a Red Star
MONEY!MONEY!MONEY!
Kill Adolf Gutler
Find a Vodka.
Find a Kalashnikov
Start a new game.