Here is the full list of all 14 SAMOLIOTIK achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
He knows not to count to three
Like Your life (wife).
Kill Illuminati
Holy mummies!
Cthulhu fhtagn!!!
Finish the Game
Kill The Final Boss
Kill Adolf Gutler
MONEY!MONEY!MONEY!
Find a Red Star
Find a Vodka.
Find a Kalashnikov
Start a new game.