Here is the full list of all 14 SAMOLIOTIK achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Cthulhu fhtagn!!!
He knows not to count to three
Like Your life (wife).
Finish the Game
Kill The Final Boss
Holy mummies!
Kill Illuminati
Kill Adolf Gutler
MONEY!MONEY!MONEY!
Find a Vodka.
Start a new game.
Find a Red Star
Find a Kalashnikov