Here is the full list of all 14 SAMOLIOTIK achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Holy mummies!
Kill Illuminati
He knows not to count to three
Like Your life (wife).
Find a Kalashnikov
Cthulhu fhtagn!!!
Find a Vodka.
Finish the Game
Kill The Final Boss
MONEY!MONEY!MONEY!
Kill Adolf Gutler
Find a Red Star
Start a new game.