Here is the full list of all 14 SAMOLIOTIK achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Holy mummies!
Kill Illuminati
He knows not to count to three
Like Your life (wife).
Cthulhu fhtagn!!!
Finish the Game
Kill The Final Boss
MONEY!MONEY!MONEY!
Kill Adolf Gutler
Find a Red Star
Find a Vodka.
Find a Kalashnikov
Start a new game.