- BATFINK
Used the shield powerup 5 times
- SHORT TEMPERED
Used bezerk powerup 5 times
- BLAM!
Blew up 500 Titans using explosives
- DEVIOUS
Researched the decoy tower
- MARS COMPLETE
Completed the Mars missions
- THRIFTY
Made $5,000 profit from one mission
- DEFENDER
Destroyed a Gargantuan
- TOILET BREAK
Used the freeze powerup 5 times
- ROBOT WANTS KITTY
Researched the droid factory
- BRIGADIER
New rank: brigadier
- THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE
Nuked the site from orbit 5 times
- NEGLIGENT
Lost 100 buildings to the enemy
- VANQUISHED 2500
Vanquished 2,500 Titans
- RECKLESS
Lost 50 buildings to the enemy
- KABOOM!
Blew up 250 Titans using explosives
- BRINGER OF THE APOCALYPSE
Nuked 100 Titans from orbit
- COLONEL
New rank: colonel
- MR. FIX IT
Repaired your buildings 5 times
- DEATH FROM THE SKIES
Nuked 50 Titans from orbit
- MOON COMPLETE
Completed the Moon missions
- PROTECTOR
Destroyed a Leviathan
- BOOM!
Blew up 100 Titans using explosives
- RASH
Lost 25 buildings to the enemy
- VANQUISHED 1000
Vanquished 1,000 Titans
- LIEUTENANT COLONEL
New rank: lieutenant colonel
- CARELESS
Lost 10 buildings to the enemy
- MAJOR
New rank: major
- EARTH COMPLETE
Completed the Earth missions
- PERFECT WORLD
Completed whole world at maximum difficulty
- CAPTAIN
New rank: captain
- BASTION
Defeated a Megatitan
- VANQUISHED 500
Vanquished 500 Titans
- VANQUISHED 250
Vanquished 250 Titans
- LIEUTENANT
New rank: lieutenant
- HOARDED $5000
Got $5,000 in the bank
- VANQUISHED 100
Vanquished 100 Titans
- SECOND LIEUTENANT
New rank: second lieutenant
- WARRANT OFFICER
New rank: warrant Officer
- STALWART
Destroyed a Behemoth
- SLAYER
Destroyed the Ultratitan!
- SATURN COMPLETE
Completed the Saturn missions
- TITAN COMPLETE
Completed the Titan missions
- PERFECT GAME
Completed all missions at maximum difficulty
- VANQUISHED 5000
Vanquished 5,000 Titans
- VANQUISHED 10000
Vanquished 10,000 Titans
- CRUSHER
Crushed 25 Titans under new buildings
- SQUISHER
Squished 50 Titans under new buildings
- DIMENSIONAL TRANSGIDRIFIER
Turned 100 3-D Titans into 2-D Titans
- SIZZLE SIZZLE
Fried 100 Titans with the Capacitor
- SAUSAGES AND BACON
Fried 250 Titans with the Capacitor
- KRISPY KREME
Fried 500 Titans with the Capacitor
- AUTHOR OF ARMAGEDDON
Nuked 250 Titans from orbit
- OFFENSIVE CAPABILITY
Researched all weapons
- DEFENSIVE CAPABILITY
Researched all defenses
- SPEAR AND MAGIC HELMET
Researched all turret upgrades
- DANGEROUS NUTTER
Researched all explosive tech
- PROPELLERHEAD
Researched all science and technology
- A PROBLEM FOR OUR GRANDCHILDREN
Researched nuclear reactors
- ENCYCLOPAEDIC
Researched everything
- TAPE AND STRING
Base held together with tape and string at end of mission
- PHEW! THAT WAS CLOSE
Giant Titan killed within a few metres of the base
- SKIN OF YOUR TEETH
Lost 90% of your buildings to the enemy
- AWESOME
Fully upgraded a turret
- TIGHT FISTED
Made $10,000 profit from one mission
- SHORT ARMS DEEP POCKETS
Made $15,000 profit from one mission
- HOARDED $10000
Got $10,000 in the bank
- HOARDED $25000
Got $25,000 in the bank
- HOARDED $50000
Got $50,000 in the bank
- MAJOR GENERAL
New rank: major general
- LIEUTENANT GENERAL
New rank: lieutenant general
- GENERAL
New rank: general
- FIELD MARSHAL
New rank: field marshal
- DISAPPOINTING PRESENTS
Defeated 1 Xmas Ultrayeti
- UNDERCOOKED TURKEY
Defeated 2 Xmas Ultrayetis
- NO-ONE LIKES XMAS PUDDING
Defeated 3 Xmas Ultrayetis
- SPROUT FLATULENCE
Defeated 4 Xmas Ultrayetis
- DRUNKEN FAMILY ARGUMENT
Hurrah! Christmas is finally over!