Here is the full list of all 35 Postal III achievements.
300 headshot/decap kills.
200 kills using M-60.
Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time.
50 kills using cat.
100 kills using machete in melee.
50 kills using boomerang machete.
Piss 100 gallons of urine.
Suck up 500 items with the shop vac.
Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens.
50 kills using bees.
150 kills using fire.
Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists.
Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count)
Taze 200 victims.
Arrest 200 perps.
Kill no animals in one playthrough.
Complete game using only melee.
Complete game using only the pistol.
Complete Good path without falling off.
Euthanise 30 elderly folks.
Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders.
Injure yourself.
Complete game killing only males.
50 badgersaw kills.
Destroy 50 cars.
Smash 50 windows.
Respawn 20 times.
Choose path for the first time.
Make Venezuela peacemakers go home.
Escape from prison.
Return Thegways to the owner
Arrest eco zealots leader.
Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis!
Finish your business with Krotchy.
Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner.