Here is the full list of all 16 Pocket Kingdom achievements.
And no, you still not a pirate. :P
Found behind a wall. Green panties with a cute little red insignia. They have no use.
Instant transportation with wormholes aren't healthy
Hand over yer money and get some booze.
"But this is air balloon!" said programmer
Eating mushroom wasn't a good idea
But where I put it?
Beat the game.
Why does important keys always like this?
RTFM
Rob the old man.
Hallelujah!
Freak out scientist.
But they're not your size
Press da buttons 100 times.
Lasers are deady.