- Weakling!
- Laughing Out Loud
- Cross Country
Steal a chest from each team in one life
- Monsieur Limbhurt
Kill 3 enemies with the halberd while pushing up daisies
- Mighty Foot Engaged
Kill an enemy with a kick
- Got A Crush On You
Cause an enemy to die from being crushed by a pillar in Cathedral
- I'm A Mighty Pirate!
Gain 1000 Points as a Pirate
- True Secret Of Sword Fighting
Taunt directly 10 enemies you kill with a melee weapon
- Doeth Thou Scoff Verily?
Directly taunt every enemy class as Man-at-Arms
- Age Of Gunpowder
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your artisan pistol
- Head Hunter
Perform 50 headshots with the rifle
- Crack Rabbit
- My Sword Skills Are Highly Venerated
Kill 1000 enemies in hand to hand combat
- Axes Of Evil
Kill 100 enemies using your thrown axes
- Know How To Aim
Kill 200 enemies with a ranged weapon
- Valhal Awaits Me!
Gain 1000 Points as a Viking
- Woodsman
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your throwing axes
- Lawnmower
Mow down 100 enemies with the axe/sword combo
- Chop Chop
Kill 200 enemies using the big axe
- Seaxmachine
Kill 50 enemies using your seax and shield
- Phluck You!
Kill 75 Sharpshooters using your longbow
- Knights Of Ni!
Gain 1000 Points as a Knight
- Sacre Blur!
Kill an enemy while blinded
- French Kiss
Headshot 50 enemies with the crossbow
- Meat Tenderizer
Kill 100 enemies using your mace
- Parlor Tricks
Perform 25 perfect parries against your enemies
- Clay Pigeon
Kill 20 enemies while they are in mid-air using either your longbow or crossbow
- One Man Army
Kill 15 enemies carrying a Trinket
- Grim Reaper
Kill 10 enemies in a single life as the Man-at-Arms
- A True Hooker
Kill 100 enemies with the hook
- I Be Unstoppable!
Kill 50 enemies whilst holding your team's Trinket
- I'm Invincible!
- Butterknifed!
Kill 25 enemies using the short sword
- Mind Your Own Business
Kill 2 enemies with a single fart special
- Variété
As a Man-at-Arms, kill with each of your weapons in a single life
- I Have Never Lost A Melee
Kill 200 enemies in hand to hand combat
- Garderobes
Oh, wee wee!
- Time Of Need
Defend 5 teammates who are Pushing up Daisies
- Street Sweeper
- Mine's Better
Kill both enemy Trinket carriers within 10 seconds
- Puppeteer
Impale the bodies of 5 enemies to a wall using your javelins
- This Is Why You Can't Have Nice Things
Return 30 chests stolen by the enemy
- From Davy Jones' Locker
Kill 5 enemies after you have already been slain
- Sharpshooter
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Sharpshooter
- Otzi The Iceman
Cause an enemy to freeze to death in Cathedral
- Trapped Mouse
- Mouse Trap
Kill an enemy in Temple using one of the traps
- Sharp Pointy Teeth!
- Shish Kebab!
Kill 15 enemy parrots with the spear
- POW, Right In The Kisser!
Kill 5 enemies with the punch
- Parrot Frenzy
Kill 3 enemies with the parrot in 1 life
- Ringing Bells
Perform 10 headshots from within 10 ft with the rifle on Heavy Knights
- Block N' Poke
As Heavy Knight, Kill 25 enemies using the sword and shield
- Ye Scurvy Dog
Kill an enraged berserker with your pistol
- Agrianian Javelineer
Kill an enemy with the javelin from 80ft
- Robin Hood
Kill an enemy with the crossbow or longbow from 100ft
- Sniper Elite
Kill an enemy with the rifle from 110ft
- Mad Jack Churchill
Kill 3 sharpshooters in a single life with your two-handed sword
- I'm Burnin' For You
Cause an enemy to die from the lava in Arena
- Elizabeth Cross
- Why Did I Bother Lighting That?
Kill an enemy with a tossed keg
- Cling, Clang, Clunk!
Kill 4 Heavy Knights with your axe/sword combo in a single life
- Meat Carver
Kill an enemy of each class using your axe/sword combo in a single life
- Angry Bare Shirt
Kill 3 enemies with a single berserk special
- Souvlaki
Kill 3 enemies with a single spear dash special
- Powder Party
Kill 2 enemies with a single rifle special
- El Lobizon
Kill an enraged berserker with your artisan pistol
- Equal Opportunity Eviscerator
Kill a pirate and knight enemy with a single swing of the two-handed axe
- I'm Too Old For This
Kill 7 enemies with your spear in a single life
- I'll Be Blunt
Kill an enemy using the blunt end of the Huscarl's axe
- Anger Management
Kill a Berserker while he is Berserked
- Billy The Kid
Kill 3 enemies with the rifle or artisan pistol within 10 seconds
- Gunslinger
Kill 5 enemies with your rifle or artisan pistol in a single life
- Boom, Headshot!
Kill an enemy with a headshot from your rifle
- Pitchin' A Tent
- Legolas
Kill 3 enemies with the Longbow within 10 seconds
- It's Like Weakness Water Three!
Kill 2 enemies with a single longbow special
- Only Got One Stone
Kill 2 enemies with a single swing of the two-handed sword
- Get To The Choppa
Kill 3 enemies with a single twirling two-handed sword special
- Pop, Lock, And Drop It!
Bash a chest out of your enemy's hands using your shield
- Superior Messiah
Kill an enemy Trinket carrier whilst holding yours
- Asleep With The Fishies!
- Immaculate Immortals
Win a game of Last Team Standing without losing a single teammate (12+ Players)
- The Chosen One
Start with the Trinket and end with the Trinket without dropping or passing it (12+ players)
- Purple Heart
- This Is Madness!
- This Is Sparta!
Cause someone to fall to their death by kicking them
- Shooter
Kill 25 enemies with a ranged weapon
- A Worthy Sacrifice
Die to a Developer or Tester
- Final Strike
Get the final kill in a round of Last Team Standing (12+ Players)
- First Blood
Get the first kill in a round of Last Team Standing
- Sand Blasted
Win a game playing Sandstorm in under 6 minutes (12+ Players)
- Did I Do That?
Kill 2 enemies with a single cutlass lunge special
- Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch
Kill 4 enemies with a single keg
- Keg Stand!
Kill 2 enemies with a single keg
- Do The Hot Sauce
Kill 2 enemies with a single shield dash special
- Well Rounded
As a Huscarl, kill with each of your weapons in a single life
- Axed By The Arc
Kill an enemy with a throwing axe from 60ft
- Heart Of Gold
Win a round on Island as the Knights without letting the enemy teams capture a chest (12+ Players)
- Some Friend You Are
Kill 15 enemies you are steam friends with
- Dinah
- Skirmisher
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Skirmisher
- Capitalism
Win a round on Forgotten while your team has control of all chests (12+ Players)
- Madoff With The Chest
Use the chest special to capture a chest without dropping it along the way
- A Chest To Die For
Kill an enemy by tossing a chest at them
- Great Balls Of Fire
Kill 2 enemies with a single blunderbuss special
- Black Powder Finish
Kill 5 enemies in 1 life using your blunderbuss
- In Good Company
Play a full round with at least three Steam Friends on your team
- I Shall Feast On Your Bones!
Kill 10 enemies in a single life
- Hero Kill
Kill 3 enemies in one life while you are Pushing up Daisies without grabbing any health pickups
- I Shall Smite Thee!
Kill 5 enemies in a single life
- Heavy Knight
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Heavy Knight
- Huscarl
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Huscarl
- Parrot Killer
Kill 5 enemy parrots
- Goldmember
Capture three chests in one life in Booty
- Hey, That's Mine!
Kill an enemy that is carrying a chest
- Oops, Did That Hurt?
Cause an assisted suicide
- Have A Nice Trip
- Berserker
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Berserker
- Gestir
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Gestir
- The Last Supper
- Ungrateful
Kill a Developer or Tester
- Captain
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Captain
- I Wish To Register A Complaint!