- Retirement Fund
Capture 100 chests as a Gestir
- Cross Country
Steal a chest from each team in one life
- This Is Why You Can't Have Nice Things
Return 30 chests stolen by the enemy
- My Precious!
Kill 50 enemies that are carrying a chest
- By Odin's Beard!
Gain 100,000 Points as a Viking
- The Promised Land
Conquer a territory 3 times in a single life
- Ringing Bells
Perform 10 headshots from within 10 ft with the rifle on Heavy Knights
- So, Come Take A Drink...
Whilst carrying a Trinket, heal 10,000 points of life to nearby teammates
- Keep The Distance
Kill 1000 enemies with a ranged weapon
- Part O' The Crew
Joined the PVKII Official Game Group
- Mine's Better
Kill both enemy Trinket carriers within 10 seconds
- Asleep With The Fishies!
- A Worthy Sacrifice
Die to a Developer or Tester
- Iron Clad Axemower
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the axe/sword combo
- Pecker Of Doom
Kill 75 enemies with the parrot
- Great Balls Of Fire
Kill 2 enemies with a single blunderbuss special
- I Has A Parrot
Kill 25 enemies with the parrot
- POW, Right In The Kisser!
Kill 5 enemies with the punch
- Sword At A Gunfight
Kill 10 enemies with your pistol who have recently damaged you with a melee weapon
- Shish Kebab!
Kill 15 enemy parrots with the spear
- Seaxmachine
Kill 50 enemies using your seax and shield
- One Does Not Simply Walk Into Valhalla
Kill 1000 enemies while enraged
- Belle Of The Ball
Don't drop the soap
- Equal Opportunity Eviscerator
Kill a pirate and knight enemy with a single swing of the two-handed axe
- I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the short sword
- Crusader
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using the two-handed sword
- For King And Country!
Gain 100,000 Points as a Knight
- Sharpshooter
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Sharpshooter
- Sniper Elite
Kill an enemy with the rifle from 110ft
- Captain
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Captain
- Parrot Frenzy
Kill 3 enemies with the parrot in 1 life
- Skirmisher
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Skirmisher
- Why Did I Bother Lighting That?
Kill an enemy with a tossed keg
- Ye Scurvy Dog
Kill an enraged berserker with your pistol
- Agrianian Javelineer
Kill an enemy with the javelin from 80ft
- Huscarl
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Huscarl
- Axed By The Arc
Kill an enemy with a throwing axe from 60ft
- Berserker
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Berserker
- Archer
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Archer
- Foot Hand Eye Coordination
Kick a player then kill them with a range weapon while still mid-air
- Robin Hood
Kill an enemy with the crossbow or longbow from 100ft
- Man-at-Arms
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Man-at-Arms
- Crabby Hooker
Kill an enemy with your hook immediately following a roll
- Weakling!
- Purple Heart
- Gestir
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Gestir
- Madoff With The Chest
Use the chest special to capture a chest without dropping it along the way
- Puppeteer
Impale the bodies of 5 enemies to a wall using your javelins
- Souvlaki
Kill 3 enemies with a single spear dash special
- I'm Too Old For This
Kill 7 enemies with your spear in a single life
- Mighty Foot Engaged
Kill an enemy with a kick
- You're Not So Special
Kill a player during their special (excluding Berserker and MAA)
- True Secret Of Sword Fighting
Taunt directly 10 enemies you kill with a melee weapon
- Anger Management
Kill a Berserker while he is Berserked
- I'll Be Blunt
Kill an enemy using the blunt end of the Huscarl's axe
- Axes Of Evil
Kill 100 enemies using your thrown axes
- Well Rounded
As a Huscarl, kill with each of your weapons in a single life
- Woodsman
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your throwing axes
- Do The Hot Sauce
Kill 2 enemies with a single shield dash special
- Phluck You!
Kill 75 Sharpshooters using your longbow
- It's Like Weakness Water Three!
Kill 2 enemies with a single longbow special
- Parrot Murderer
Kill 100 enemy parrots
- Cornish Game Hen
Hunt down 15 enemy parrots with the longbow
- Heavy Knight
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Heavy Knight
- 999th Way To Die
Kill an enemy by using a gate
- Pris De Fer
Kill 100 enemies using your two-handed sword's parry counter attacks
- Art Of Defense
Kill a total of 50 enemies with a counter-attack by perfect parrying them
- Parlor Tricks
Perform 25 perfect parries against your enemies
- Get To The Choppa
Kill 3 enemies with a single twirling two-handed sword special
- Blitzkrieg
Gain 250 assists in which the killer is an Archer
- Clay Pigeon
Kill 20 enemies while they are in mid-air using either your longbow or crossbow
- Butterknifed!
Kill 25 enemies using the short sword
- Legolas
Kill 3 enemies with the Longbow within 10 seconds
- Melee God
Kill 5000 enemies in hand to hand combat
- One Man Army
Kill 15 enemies carrying a Trinket
- Mad Jack Churchill
Kill 3 sharpshooters in a single life with your two-handed sword
- A Chest To Die For
Kill an enemy by tossing a chest at them
- Hey, That's Mine!
Kill an enemy that is carrying a chest
- Goldmember
Capture three chests in one life in Booty
- Hero Kill
Kill 3 enemies in one life while you are Pushing up Daisies without grabbing any health pickups
- Parrot Killer
Kill 5 enemy parrots
- Unlimited Power!
Cause 15 enemies to be struck down by lightning in Town
- The Last Supper
- First Blood
Get the first kill in a round of Last Team Standing
- Knights Of Ni!
Gain 1000 Points as a Knight
- Frenchy Wenchy
As a Man-at-Arms, kill 3 players with your crossbow in a single round
- Variété
As a Man-at-Arms, kill with each of your weapons in a single life
- Meat Tenderizer
Kill 100 enemies using your mace
- Macetro
Kill 4 enemies in a single life with your mace and buckler
- Grim Reaper
Kill 10 enemies in a single life as the Man-at-Arms
- Keg Stand!
Kill 2 enemies with a single keg
- I'm A Mighty Pirate!
Gain 1000 Points as a Pirate
- Did I Do That?
Kill 2 enemies with a single cutlass lunge special
- Boom, Headshot!
Kill an enemy with a headshot from your rifle
- Gunslinger
Kill 5 enemies with your rifle or artisan pistol in a single life
- Billy The Kid
Kill 3 enemies with the rifle or artisan pistol within 10 seconds
- Age Of Gunpowder
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your artisan pistol
- Know How To Aim
Kill 200 enemies with a ranged weapon
- Block N' Poke
As Heavy Knight, Kill 25 enemies using the sword and shield
- Only Got One Stone
Kill 2 enemies with a single swing of the two-handed sword
- Black Powder Finish
Kill 5 enemies in 1 life using your blunderbuss
- A True Hooker
Kill 100 enemies with the hook
- Cling, Clang, Clunk!
Kill 4 Heavy Knights with your axe/sword combo in a single life
- Meat Carver
Kill an enemy of each class using your axe/sword combo in a single life
- Assigir's Challenge
Kill each class on the enemy teams at least once in a row
- My Sword Skills Are Highly Venerated
Kill 1000 enemies in hand to hand combat
- Valhal Awaits Me!
Gain 1000 Points as a Viking
- Chop Chop
Kill 200 enemies using the big axe
- I Have Never Lost A Melee
Kill 200 enemies in hand to hand combat
- Lawnmower
Mow down 100 enemies with the axe/sword combo
- Angry Bare Shirt
Kill 3 enemies with a single berserk special
- I Be Unstoppable!
Kill 50 enemies whilst holding your team's Trinket
- I'm Invincible!
- Swinger
Kill 25 enemies in hand to hand combat
- Superior Messiah
Kill an enemy Trinket carrier whilst holding yours
- Pitchin' A Tent
- Oops, Did That Hurt?
Cause an assisted suicide
- Shooter
Kill 25 enemies with a ranged weapon
- Traveler
Play at least one full round on a custom map
- Have A Nice Trip
- Some Friend You Are
Kill 15 enemies you are steam friends with
- I Shall Feast On Your Bones!
Kill 10 enemies in a single life
- I Shall Smite Thee!
Kill 5 enemies in a single life
- Worth The Wait
Block enemy chest zone for 15 seconds while there's at least 1 chest