- Dr. Kevorkian
Cause 100 assisted suicides
- Dinah
- Hero Kill
Kill 3 enemies in one life while you are Pushing up Daisies without grabbing any health pickups
- Taste Of His Own
Cause a Skirmisher to die by kicking/bashing the keg back
- Got A Crush On You
Cause an enemy to die from being crushed by a pillar in Cathedral
- Otzi The Iceman
Cause an enemy to freeze to death in Cathedral
- This Is Madness!
- French Kiss
Headshot 50 enemies with the crossbow
- Weakling!
- Madoff With The Chest
Use the chest special to capture a chest without dropping it along the way
- Cross Country
Steal a chest from each team in one life
- Goldmember
Capture three chests in one life in Booty
- Crabby Hooker
Kill an enemy with your hook immediately following a roll
- Garderobes
Oh, wee wee!
- Get To The Choppa
Kill 3 enemies with a single twirling two-handed sword special
- You're Not So Special
Kill a player during their special (excluding Berserker and MAA)
- Seaxmachine
Kill 50 enemies using your seax and shield
- Belle Of The Ball
Don't drop the soap
- Part O' The Crew
Joined the PVKII Official Game Group
- Parlor Tricks
Perform 25 perfect parries against your enemies
- Biting The Hand That Feeds
Kill 10 Developers and/or Testers
- Man-at-Arms
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Man-at-Arms
- Parrot Killer
Kill 5 enemy parrots
- A Worthy Sacrifice
Die to a Developer or Tester
- Ungrateful
Kill a Developer or Tester
- Sniper Elite
Kill an enemy with the rifle from 110ft
- Ragnarok Is A Pony
Win 10 rounds on Cara
- Triple Crown
Win 3 rounds for each team on Cara
- Kick Up A Fuss
Kill 10 enemies by kicking them into hazards
- Horsin' Around
Contest a horse territory in Cara at least 60 seconds
- Agrianian Javelineer
Kill an enemy with the javelin from 80ft
- Robin Hood
Kill an enemy with the crossbow or longbow from 100ft
- This Is Sparta!
Cause someone to fall to their death by kicking them
- Crack Rabbit
- Treaty Of Friendship
Conquer each Sandstorm territory with the help of at least 2 people every time (12+ Players)
- Heart Of Gold
Win a round on Island as the Knights without letting the enemy teams capture a chest (12+ Players)
- The Chosen One
Start with the Trinket and end with the Trinket without dropping or passing it (12+ players)
- Have A Nice Trip
- Lord Of The Grove
Capture all chests in Pinegrove before the other teams capture any (12+ Players)
- Stop That!
- Capitalism
Win a round on Forgotten while your team has control of all chests (12+ Players)
- Giddy Up
Keep control of both territories in Cara for at least 60 seconds (12+ Players)
- Grave Robber
Win 3 rounds in a row on Gravedanger (12+ Players)
- The Governator
Win 3 rounds in a row on Town (12+ Players)
- Final Strike
Get the final kill in a round of Last Team Standing (12+ Players)
- Sand Blasted
Win a game playing Sandstorm in under 6 minutes (12+ Players)
- Fond Of Sharp Things?
Capture and hold the Weapons Cache for an entire round without losing it once. (12+ Players)
- Immaculate Immortals
Win a game of Last Team Standing without losing a single teammate (12+ Players)
- First Blood
Get the first kill in a round of Last Team Standing
- Only Got One Stone
Kill 2 enemies with a single swing of the two-handed sword
- Mad Jack Churchill
Kill 3 sharpshooters in a single life with your two-handed sword
- In Good Company
Play a full round with at least three Steam Friends on your team
- Pop, Lock, And Drop It!
Bash a chest out of your enemy's hands using your shield
- Worth The Wait
Block enemy chest zone for 15 seconds while there's at least 1 chest
- A Chest To Die For
Kill an enemy by tossing a chest at them
- Hey, That's Mine!
Kill an enemy that is carrying a chest
- Heavy Knight
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Heavy Knight
- El Lobizon
Kill an enraged berserker with your artisan pistol
- Ringing Bells
Perform 10 headshots from within 10 ft with the rifle on Heavy Knights
- Meat Carver
Kill an enemy of each class using your axe/sword combo in a single life
- Assigir's Challenge
Kill each class on the enemy teams at least once in a row
- Sword At A Gunfight
Kill 10 enemies with your pistol who have recently damaged you with a melee weapon
- Ye Scurvy Dog
Kill an enraged berserker with your pistol
- Axed By The Arc
Kill an enemy with a throwing axe from 60ft
- Anger Management
Kill a Berserker while he is Berserked
- From Davy Jones' Locker
Kill 5 enemies after you have already been slain
- Know How To Aim
Kill 200 enemies with a ranged weapon
- Puppeteer
Impale the bodies of 5 enemies to a wall using your javelins
- POW, Right In The Kisser!
Kill 5 enemies with the punch
- I Wish To Register A Complaint!
- The Last Supper
- One Man Army
Kill 15 enemies carrying a Trinket
- Head Hunter
Perform 50 headshots with the rifle
- Equal Opportunity Eviscerator
Kill a pirate and knight enemy with a single swing of the two-handed axe
- I'm Too Old For This
Kill 7 enemies with your spear in a single life
- Why Did I Bother Lighting That?
Kill an enemy with a tossed keg
- Cling, Clang, Clunk!
Kill 4 Heavy Knights with your axe/sword combo in a single life
- Berserker
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Berserker
- Knights Of Ni!
Gain 1000 Points as a Knight
- Variété
As a Man-at-Arms, kill with each of your weapons in a single life
- Frenchy Wenchy
As a Man-at-Arms, kill 3 players with your crossbow in a single round
- Meat Tenderizer
Kill 100 enemies using your mace
- Grim Reaper
Kill 10 enemies in a single life as the Man-at-Arms
- Macetro
Kill 4 enemies in a single life with your mace and buckler
- Melee God
Kill 5000 enemies in hand to hand combat
- A True Hooker
Kill 100 enemies with the hook
- Block N' Poke
As Heavy Knight, Kill 25 enemies using the sword and shield
- I'm A Mighty Pirate!
Gain 1000 Points as a Pirate
- Elizabeth Cross
- Purple Heart
- Chop Chop
Kill 200 enemies using the big axe
- Angry Bare Shirt
Kill 3 enemies with a single berserk special
- Traveler
Play at least one full round on a custom map
- I Be Unstoppable!
Kill 50 enemies whilst holding your team's Trinket
- Valhal Awaits Me!
Gain 1000 Points as a Viking
- My Sword Skills Are Highly Venerated
Kill 1000 enemies in hand to hand combat
- Lawnmower
Mow down 100 enemies with the axe/sword combo
- Butterknifed!
Kill 25 enemies using the short sword
- It's Like Weakness Water Three!
Kill 2 enemies with a single longbow special
- Tricky Shot
Kill 5 enemies with ricocheted projectiles
- Clay Pigeon
Kill 20 enemies while they are in mid-air using either your longbow or crossbow
- Legolas
Kill 3 enemies with the Longbow within 10 seconds
- Boom, Headshot!
Kill an enemy with a headshot from your rifle
- Black Powder Finish
Kill 5 enemies in 1 life using your blunderbuss
- Keg Stand!
Kill 2 enemies with a single keg
- Well Rounded
As a Huscarl, kill with each of your weapons in a single life
- I'll Be Blunt
Kill an enemy using the blunt end of the Huscarl's axe
- Woodsman
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your throwing axes
- Superior Messiah
Kill an enemy Trinket carrier whilst holding yours
- I Have Never Lost A Melee
Kill 200 enemies in hand to hand combat
- Souvlaki
Kill 3 enemies with a single spear dash special
- Shooter
Kill 25 enemies with a ranged weapon
- Gunslinger
Kill 5 enemies with your rifle or artisan pistol in a single life
- Billy The Kid
Kill 3 enemies with the rifle or artisan pistol within 10 seconds
- Age Of Gunpowder
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your artisan pistol
- Parrot Frenzy
Kill 3 enemies with the parrot in 1 life
- Oops, Did That Hurt?
Cause an assisted suicide
- I'm Invincible!
- Swinger
Kill 25 enemies in hand to hand combat
- Some Friend You Are
Kill 15 enemies you are steam friends with
- Mighty Foot Engaged
Kill an enemy with a kick
- I Shall Feast On Your Bones!
Kill 10 enemies in a single life
- I Shall Smite Thee!
Kill 5 enemies in a single life
- Pitchin' A Tent