- Ungrateful
Kill a Developer or Tester
- Keg Whore
Kill 500 enemies with the keg
- I'm A Mighty Pirate!
Gain 1000 Points as a Pirate
- Did I Do That?
Kill 2 enemies with a single cutlass lunge special
- Public Enemy #1
Be Nemesis for 5 players or more
- Why Did I Bother Lighting That?
Kill an enemy with a tossed keg
- From Davy Jones' Locker
Kill 5 enemies after you have already been slain
- Keg Stand!
Kill 2 enemies with a single keg
- Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch
Kill 4 enemies with a single keg
- Laughing Out Loud
- Sharpshooter
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Sharpshooter
- Seven Years In The Making
Win 7 rounds in Pinegrove
- I Have Never Lost A Melee
Kill 200 enemies in hand to hand combat
- Kick Up A Fuss
Kill 10 enemies by kicking them into hazards
- Cross Country
Steal a chest from each team in one life
- A Chest To Die For
Kill an enemy by tossing a chest at them
- El Lobizon
Kill an enraged berserker with your artisan pistol
- Know How To Aim
Kill 200 enemies with a ranged weapon
- Sniper Elite
Kill an enemy with the rifle from 110ft
- Crack Rabbit
- Tree Hugger
Capture a neutral chest first before anyone else in Pinegrove
- Phluck You!
Kill 75 Sharpshooters using your longbow
- It's Like Weakness Water Three!
Kill 2 enemies with a single longbow special
- Clay Pigeon
Kill 20 enemies while they are in mid-air using either your longbow or crossbow
- Butterknifed!
Kill 25 enemies using the short sword
- Head Hunter
Perform 50 headshots with the rifle
- I'm Invincible!
- Ringing Bells
Perform 10 headshots from within 10 ft with the rifle on Heavy Knights
- Boom, Headshot!
Kill an enemy with a headshot from your rifle
- Billy The Kid
Kill 3 enemies with the rifle or artisan pistol within 10 seconds
- The Last Supper
- Powder Party
Kill 2 enemies with a single rifle special
- I Be Unstoppable!
Kill 50 enemies whilst holding your team's Trinket
- Ye Scurvy Dog
Kill an enraged berserker with your pistol
- Cling, Clang, Clunk!
Kill 4 Heavy Knights with your axe/sword combo in a single life
- Sword At A Gunfight
Kill 10 enemies with your pistol who have recently damaged you with a melee weapon
- Traveler
Play at least one full round on a custom map
- Block N' Poke
As Heavy Knight, Kill 25 enemies using the sword and shield
- Get To The Choppa
Kill 3 enemies with a single twirling two-handed sword special
- Was The Sun In Your Eyes?
Kill 20 enemies in a te_sandstorm’s sandstorm
- I'll Be Blunt
Kill an enemy using the blunt end of the Huscarl's axe
- Legolas
Kill 3 enemies with the Longbow within 10 seconds
- Dinah
- Hero Kill
Kill 3 enemies in one life while you are Pushing up Daisies without grabbing any health pickups
- Tricky Shot
Kill 5 enemies with ricocheted projectiles
- Woodsman
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your throwing axes
- Less Is Moorish
Win a round without capturing a third territory in Sandstorm
- Here's Lookin At You Kid
Send 5 enemies to their deaths in the spike pits of Sandstorm
- Street Sweeper
- Crabby Hooker
Kill an enemy with your hook immediately following a roll
- I Wish To Register A Complaint!
- Gunslinger
Kill 5 enemies with your rifle or artisan pistol in a single life
- Shooter
Kill 25 enemies with a ranged weapon
- Age Of Gunpowder
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your artisan pistol
- Arr, A Little Help Over Here
- Puppeteer
Impale the bodies of 5 enemies to a wall using your javelins
- Agrianian Javelineer
Kill an enemy with the javelin from 80ft
- Robin Hood
Kill an enemy with the crossbow or longbow from 100ft
- They See Me Rollin'
- Horsin' Around
Contest a horse territory in Cara at least 60 seconds
- One Man Army
Kill 15 enemies carrying a Trinket
- See You Next Fall
- Elizabeth Cross
- Superior Messiah
Kill an enemy Trinket carrier whilst holding yours
- Parrot Killer
Kill 5 enemy parrots
- Gestir
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Gestir
- Part O' The Crew
Joined the PVKII Official Game Group
- Goldmember
Capture three chests in one life in Booty
- Hey, That's Mine!
Kill an enemy that is carrying a chest
- Anger Management
Kill a Berserker while he is Berserked
- Some Friend You Are
Kill 15 enemies you are steam friends with
- Swinger
Kill 25 enemies in hand to hand combat
- Golden Ball
- Heart Of Gold
Win a round on Island as the Knights without letting the enemy teams capture a chest (12+ Players)
- Heavy Knight
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Heavy Knight
- Mighty Foot Engaged
Kill an enemy with a kick
- 999th Way To Die
Kill an enemy by using a gate
- Giddy Up
Keep control of both territories in Cara for at least 60 seconds (12+ Players)
- Foot Hand Eye Coordination
Kick a player then kill them with a range weapon while still mid-air
- Oops, Did That Hurt?
Cause an assisted suicide
- This Is Sparta!
Cause someone to fall to their death by kicking them
- Lord Of The Grove
Capture all chests in Pinegrove before the other teams capture any (12+ Players)
- This Is Madness!
- Grave Robber
Win 3 rounds in a row on Gravedanger (12+ Players)
- The Governator
Win 3 rounds in a row on Town (12+ Players)
- The Chosen One
Start with the Trinket and end with the Trinket without dropping or passing it (12+ players)
- Treaty Of Friendship
Conquer each Sandstorm territory with the help of at least 2 people every time (12+ Players)
- Sand Blasted
Win a game playing Sandstorm in under 6 minutes (12+ Players)
- Fond Of Sharp Things?
Capture and hold the Weapons Cache for an entire round without losing it once. (12+ Players)
- Capitalism
Win a round on Forgotten while your team has control of all chests (12+ Players)
- Have A Nice Trip
- Stop That!
- Purple Heart
- I Shall Feast On Your Bones!
Kill 10 enemies in a single life
- I Shall Smite Thee!
Kill 5 enemies in a single life
- Souvlaki
Kill 3 enemies with a single spear dash special
- I'm Too Old For This
Kill 7 enemies with your spear in a single life
- Pitchin' A Tent
- Final Strike
Get the final kill in a round of Last Team Standing (12+ Players)
- First Blood
Get the first kill in a round of Last Team Standing
- Immaculate Immortals
Win a game of Last Team Standing without losing a single teammate (12+ Players)
- In Good Company
Play a full round with at least three Steam Friends on your team
- Ranged Whore
Kill 5000 enemies with a ranged weapon
- Parrot Murderer
Kill 100 enemy parrots
- Enemy Of PETA
Kill 1000 enemy parrots
- Crusader
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using the two-handed sword
- Pride of Odin
The pointy end goes into the other man
- Captain Blackbeard
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using the cutlass
- Sharing Is Caring
Pass the Trinket to a teammate 10 times when on low health
- So, Come Take A Drink...
Whilst carrying a Trinket, heal 10,000 points of life to nearby teammates
- Blitzkrieg
Gain 250 assists in which the killer is an Archer
- Time Of Need
Defend 5 teammates who are Pushing up Daisies
- Swab The Deck, Cabin Boys!
Gain 100,000 Points as a Pirate
- By Odin's Beard!
Gain 100,000 Points as a Viking
- Unlimited Power!
Cause 15 enemies to be struck down by lightning in Town
- Disturbance In The Force
Cause five enemies to be consumed by restless souls in Gravedanger
- Sacre Blur!
Kill an enemy while blinded
- Parisian Harvest
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using your halberd
- Omlette Au Perroquet
As Man-at-Arms, bash 10 parrots with your buckler
- French Submarine
As a Man-at-Arms, kill 50 enemies while swimming
- I Get A Kick Out Of You
Kill 100 enemies by kicking them into hazards
- He Did It To Me!
Kick someone into a hazard after being kicked a second before
- Robyn Hode
Return 200 chests
- Triple Crown
Win 3 rounds for each team on Cara