- Do The Hot Sauce
Kill 2 enemies with a single shield dash special
- Cornish Game Hen
Hunt down 15 enemy parrots with the longbow
- Souvlaki
Kill 3 enemies with a single spear dash special
- Public Enemy #1
Be Nemesis for 5 players or more
- Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch
Kill 4 enemies with a single keg
- Keg Stand!
Kill 2 enemies with a single keg
- Why Did I Bother Lighting That?
Kill an enemy with a tossed keg
- Great Balls Of Fire
Kill 2 enemies with a single blunderbuss special
- Powder Party
Kill 2 enemies with a single rifle special
- Doeth Thou Scoff Verily?
Directly taunt every enemy class as Man-at-Arms
- Omlette Au Perroquet
As Man-at-Arms, bash 10 parrots with your buckler
- Mind Your Own Business
Kill 2 enemies with a single fart special
- Did I Do That?
Kill 2 enemies with a single cutlass lunge special
- Cling, Clang, Clunk!
Kill 4 Heavy Knights with your axe/sword combo in a single life
- So, Come Take A Drink...
Whilst carrying a Trinket, heal 10,000 points of life to nearby teammates
- Huscarl
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Huscarl
- Biting The Hand That Feeds
Kill 10 Developers and/or Testers
- Crack Rabbit
- Captain
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Captain
- Ungrateful
Kill a Developer or Tester
- A Worthy Sacrifice
Die to a Developer or Tester
- Heart Of Gold
Win a round on Island as the Knights without letting the enemy teams capture a chest (12+ Players)
- Heavy Knight
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Heavy Knight
- Mad Jack Churchill
Kill 3 sharpshooters in a single life with your two-handed sword
- 999th Way To Die
Kill an enemy by using a gate
- Capitalism
Win a round on Forgotten while your team has control of all chests (12+ Players)
- Taste Of His Own
Cause a Skirmisher to die by kicking/bashing the keg back
- Worth The Wait
Block enemy chest zone for 15 seconds while there's at least 1 chest
- This Is Why You Can't Have Nice Things
Return 30 chests stolen by the enemy
- Kick Up A Fuss
Kill 10 enemies by kicking them into hazards
- Got A Crush On You
Cause an enemy to die from being crushed by a pillar in Cathedral
- This Is Sparta!
Cause someone to fall to their death by kicking them
- Otzi The Iceman
Cause an enemy to freeze to death in Cathedral
- Trapped Mouse
- Mouse Trap
Kill an enemy in Temple using one of the traps
- Sharp Pointy Teeth!
- Melee God
Kill 5000 enemies in hand to hand combat
- I'm A Mighty Pirate!
Gain 1000 Points as a Pirate
- Knights Of Ni!
Gain 1000 Points as a Knight
- Le Lapin Sauté
As MaA, kill 100 players whilst jumping in the air
- French Kiss
Headshot 50 enemies with the crossbow
- Monsieur Limbhurt
Kill 3 enemies with the halberd while pushing up daisies
- Hero Kill
Kill 3 enemies in one life while you are Pushing up Daisies without grabbing any health pickups
- Tricky Shot
Kill 5 enemies with ricocheted projectiles
- Time Of Need
Defend 5 teammates who are Pushing up Daisies
- Iron Clad Axemower
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the axe/sword combo
- My Sword Skills Are Highly Venerated
Kill 1000 enemies in hand to hand combat
- Valhal Awaits Me!
Gain 1000 Points as a Viking
- Parlor Tricks
Perform 25 perfect parries against your enemies
- Laughing Out Loud
- Lawnmower
Mow down 100 enemies with the axe/sword combo
- Block N' Poke
As Heavy Knight, Kill 25 enemies using the sword and shield
- Axed By The Arc
Kill an enemy with a throwing axe from 60ft
- Elizabeth Cross
- It's Like Weakness Water Three!
Kill 2 enemies with a single longbow special
- Clay Pigeon
Kill 20 enemies while they are in mid-air using either your longbow or crossbow
- Black Powder Finish
Kill 5 enemies in 1 life using your blunderbuss
- Seaxmachine
Kill 50 enemies using your seax and shield
- Chop Chop
Kill 200 enemies using the big axe
- Pecker Of Doom
Kill 75 enemies with the parrot
- A True Hooker
Kill 100 enemies with the hook
- POW, Right In The Kisser!
Kill 5 enemies with the punch
- I Has A Parrot
Kill 25 enemies with the parrot
- A Chest To Die For
Kill an enemy by tossing a chest at them
- Parrot Frenzy
Kill 3 enemies with the parrot in 1 life
- Legolas
Kill 3 enemies with the Longbow within 10 seconds
- Butterknifed!
Kill 25 enemies using the short sword
- Meat Tenderizer
Kill 100 enemies using your mace
- I Have Never Lost A Melee
Kill 200 enemies in hand to hand combat
- Know How To Aim
Kill 200 enemies with a ranged weapon
- Axes Of Evil
Kill 100 enemies using your thrown axes
- Woodsman
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your throwing axes
- Billy The Kid
Kill 3 enemies with the rifle or artisan pistol within 10 seconds
- Age Of Gunpowder
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your artisan pistol
- Ringing Bells
Perform 10 headshots from within 10 ft with the rifle on Heavy Knights
- Head Hunter
Perform 50 headshots with the rifle
- Puppeteer
Impale the bodies of 5 enemies to a wall using your javelins
- Purple Heart
- I'm Too Old For This
Kill 7 enemies with your spear in a single life
- Hey, That's Mine!
Kill an enemy that is carrying a chest
- Pop, Lock, And Drop It!
Bash a chest out of your enemy's hands using your shield
- Well Rounded
As a Huscarl, kill with each of your weapons in a single life
- Madoff With The Chest
Use the chest special to capture a chest without dropping it along the way
- Cross Country
Steal a chest from each team in one life
- Crabby Hooker
Kill an enemy with your hook immediately following a roll
- Gunslinger
Kill 5 enemies with your rifle or artisan pistol in a single life
- Garderobes
Oh, wee wee!
- Macetro
Kill 4 enemies in a single life with your mace and buckler
- Frenchy Wenchy
As a Man-at-Arms, kill 3 players with your crossbow in a single round
- Grim Reaper
Kill 10 enemies in a single life as the Man-at-Arms
- Variété
As a Man-at-Arms, kill with each of your weapons in a single life
- Only Got One Stone
Kill 2 enemies with a single swing of the two-handed sword
- Get To The Choppa
Kill 3 enemies with a single twirling two-handed sword special
- Mighty Foot Engaged
Kill an enemy with a kick
- Goldmember
Capture three chests in one life in Booty
- In Good Company
Play a full round with at least three Steam Friends on your team
- Part O' The Crew
Joined the PVKII Official Game Group
- I'll Be Blunt
Kill an enemy using the blunt end of the Huscarl's axe
- I Be Unstoppable!
Kill 50 enemies whilst holding your team's Trinket
- I'm Invincible!
- Some Friend You Are
Kill 15 enemies you are steam friends with
- I Shall Feast On Your Bones!
Kill 10 enemies in a single life
- Pitchin' A Tent
- Shooter
Kill 25 enemies with a ranged weapon
- Have A Nice Trip
- Archer
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Archer
- Boom, Headshot!
Kill an enemy with a headshot from your rifle
- Sharpshooter
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Sharpshooter
- First Blood
Get the first kill in a round of Last Team Standing
- You're Not So Special
Kill a player during their special (excluding Berserker and MAA)
- Angry Bare Shirt
Kill 3 enemies with a single berserk special
- The Last Supper
- Stop That!
- Superior Messiah
Kill an enemy Trinket carrier whilst holding yours
- Oops, Did That Hurt?
Cause an assisted suicide
- Meat Carver
Kill an enemy of each class using your axe/sword combo in a single life
- Weakling!
- Swinger
Kill 25 enemies in hand to hand combat
- Berserker
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Berserker
- Traveler
Play at least one full round on a custom map
- I Shall Smite Thee!
Kill 5 enemies in a single life
- Parrot Killer
Kill 5 enemy parrots
- Asleep With The Fishies!
- I Wish To Register A Complaint!