- Retirement Fund
Capture 100 chests as a Gestir
- Robyn Hode
Return 200 chests
- This Is Why You Can't Have Nice Things
Return 30 chests stolen by the enemy
- A Chest To Die For
Kill an enemy by tossing a chest at them
- My Precious!
Kill 50 enemies that are carrying a chest
- Swab The Deck, Cabin Boys!
Gain 100,000 Points as a Pirate
- Biting The Hand That Feeds
Kill 10 Developers and/or Testers
- Gestir
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Gestir
- Berserker
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Berserker
- Seven Years In The Making
Win 7 rounds in Pinegrove
- Skirmisher
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Skirmisher
- Trapped Mouse
- Ungrateful
Kill a Developer or Tester
- A Worthy Sacrifice
Die to a Developer or Tester
- Parrot Killer
Kill 5 enemy parrots
- Dr. Kevorkian
Cause 100 assisted suicides
- Tree Hugger
Capture a neutral chest first before anyone else in Pinegrove
- Keep The Distance
Kill 1000 enemies with a ranged weapon
- First Blood
Get the first kill in a round of Last Team Standing
- Get To The Choppa
Kill 3 enemies with a single twirling two-handed sword special
- One Man Army
Kill 15 enemies carrying a Trinket
- Mine's Better
Kill both enemy Trinket carriers within 10 seconds
- So, Come Take A Drink...
Whilst carrying a Trinket, heal 10,000 points of life to nearby teammates
- Superior Messiah
Kill an enemy Trinket carrier whilst holding yours
- Part O' The Crew
Joined the PVKII Official Game Group
- Crabby Hooker
Kill an enemy with your hook immediately following a roll
- Iron Clad Axemower
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the axe/sword combo
- Chop Chop
Kill 200 enemies using the big axe
- Cling, Clang, Clunk!
Kill 4 Heavy Knights with your axe/sword combo in a single life
- Seaxmachine
Kill 50 enemies using your seax and shield
- Head Hunter
Perform 50 headshots with the rifle
- Billy The Kid
Kill 3 enemies with the rifle or artisan pistol within 10 seconds
- Powder Party
Kill 2 enemies with a single rifle special
- Gunslinger
Kill 5 enemies with your rifle or artisan pistol in a single life
- Boom, Headshot!
Kill an enemy with a headshot from your rifle
- Axes Of Evil
Kill 100 enemies using your thrown axes
- The One Who Knocks
Stun 100 enemies with the buckler
- Melee God
Kill 5000 enemies in hand to hand combat
- I Be Unstoppable!
Kill 50 enemies whilst holding your team's Trinket
- Crack Rabbit
- A True Hooker
Kill 100 enemies with the hook
- I'm A Mighty Pirate!
Gain 1000 Points as a Pirate
- Meat Tenderizer
Kill 100 enemies using your mace
- One Does Not Simply Walk Into Valhalla
Kill 1000 enemies while enraged
- Phluck You!
Kill 75 Sharpshooters using your longbow
- Knights Of Ni!
Gain 1000 Points as a Knight
- Know How To Aim
Kill 200 enemies with a ranged weapon
- Only Got One Stone
Kill 2 enemies with a single swing of the two-handed sword
- Clay Pigeon
Kill 20 enemies while they are in mid-air using either your longbow or crossbow
- Block N' Poke
As Heavy Knight, Kill 25 enemies using the sword and shield
- It's Like Weakness Water Three!
Kill 2 enemies with a single longbow special
- Butterknifed!
Kill 25 enemies using the short sword
- French Kiss
Headshot 50 enemies with the crossbow
- Arr, A Little Help Over Here
- Frenchy Wenchy
As a Man-at-Arms, kill 3 players with your crossbow in a single round
- Variété
As a Man-at-Arms, kill with each of your weapons in a single life
- Grim Reaper
Kill 10 enemies in a single life as the Man-at-Arms
- Mighty Foot Engaged
Kill an enemy with a kick
- Macetro
Kill 4 enemies in a single life with your mace and buckler
- Valhal Awaits Me!
Gain 1000 Points as a Viking
- My Sword Skills Are Highly Venerated
Kill 1000 enemies in hand to hand combat
- Angry Bare Shirt
Kill 3 enemies with a single berserk special
- Lawnmower
Mow down 100 enemies with the axe/sword combo
- I Have Never Lost A Melee
Kill 200 enemies in hand to hand combat
- Age Of Gunpowder
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your artisan pistol
- El Lobizon
Kill an enraged berserker with your artisan pistol
- POW, Right In The Kisser!
Kill 5 enemies with the punch
- Anger Management
Kill a Berserker while he is Berserked
- Did I Do That?
Kill 2 enemies with a single cutlass lunge special
- I'm Too Old For This
Kill 7 enemies with your spear in a single life
- Souvlaki
Kill 3 enemies with a single spear dash special
- Well Rounded
As a Huscarl, kill with each of your weapons in a single life
- Woodsman
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your throwing axes
- Do The Hot Sauce
Kill 2 enemies with a single shield dash special
- Legolas
Kill 3 enemies with the Longbow within 10 seconds
- Worth The Wait
Block enemy chest zone for 15 seconds while there's at least 1 chest
- Black Powder Finish
Kill 5 enemies in 1 life using your blunderbuss
- Mad Jack Churchill
Kill 3 sharpshooters in a single life with your two-handed sword
- Madoff With The Chest
Use the chest special to capture a chest without dropping it along the way
- Goldmember
Capture three chests in one life in Booty
- Shooter
Kill 25 enemies with a ranged weapon
- Hey, That's Mine!
Kill an enemy that is carrying a chest
- Keg Whore
Kill 500 enemies with the keg
- I'm Invincible!
- Time Of Need
Defend 5 teammates who are Pushing up Daisies
- Why Did I Bother Lighting That?
Kill an enemy with a tossed keg
- Captain
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Captain
- Asleep With The Fishies!
- I Wish To Register A Complaint!
- Robin Hood
Kill an enemy with the crossbow or longbow from 100ft
- From Davy Jones' Locker
Kill 5 enemies after you have already been slain
- They See Me Rollin'
- Heart Of Gold
Win a round on Island as the Knights without letting the enemy teams capture a chest (12+ Players)
- This Is Madness!
- This Is Sparta!
Cause someone to fall to their death by kicking them
- Have A Nice Trip
- The Chosen One
Start with the Trinket and end with the Trinket without dropping or passing it (12+ players)
- Giddy Up
Keep control of both territories in Cara for at least 60 seconds (12+ Players)
- Capitalism
Win a round on Forgotten while your team has control of all chests (12+ Players)
- Treaty Of Friendship
Conquer each Sandstorm territory with the help of at least 2 people every time (12+ Players)
- Sand Blasted
Win a game playing Sandstorm in under 6 minutes (12+ Players)
- Fond Of Sharp Things?
Capture and hold the Weapons Cache for an entire round without losing it once. (12+ Players)
- Final Strike
Get the final kill in a round of Last Team Standing (12+ Players)
- Grave Robber
Win 3 rounds in a row on Gravedanger (12+ Players)
- Immaculate Immortals
Win a game of Last Team Standing without losing a single teammate (12+ Players)
- The Governator
Win 3 rounds in a row on Town (12+ Players)
- Lord Of The Grove
Capture all chests in Pinegrove before the other teams capture any (12+ Players)
- Stop That!
- Heavy Knight
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Heavy Knight
- In Good Company
Play a full round with at least three Steam Friends on your team
- Oops, Did That Hurt?
Cause an assisted suicide
- Some Friend You Are
Kill 15 enemies you are steam friends with
- The Last Supper
- Traveler
Play at least one full round on a custom map
- Elizabeth Cross
- Purple Heart
- Public Enemy #1
Be Nemesis for 5 players or more
- Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch
Kill 4 enemies with a single keg
- Swinger
Kill 25 enemies in hand to hand combat
- Hero Kill
Kill 3 enemies in one life while you are Pushing up Daisies without grabbing any health pickups
- Keg Stand!
Kill 2 enemies with a single keg
- I Shall Feast On Your Bones!
Kill 10 enemies in a single life
- I Shall Smite Thee!
Kill 5 enemies in a single life
- Pitchin' A Tent