- Goldmember
Capture three chests in one life in Booty
- This Is Sparta!
Cause someone to fall to their death by kicking them
- Tree Hugger
Capture a neutral chest first before anyone else in Pinegrove
- Captain
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Captain
- Part O' The Crew
Joined the PVKII Official Game Group
- Traveler
Play at least one full round on a custom map
- Hero Kill
Kill 3 enemies in one life while you are Pushing up Daisies without grabbing any health pickups
- I'm Invincible!
- I Has A Parrot
Kill 25 enemies with the parrot
- Some Friend You Are
Kill 15 enemies you are steam friends with
- Parrot Frenzy
Kill 3 enemies with the parrot in 1 life
- Superior Messiah
Kill an enemy Trinket carrier whilst holding yours
- I Shall Feast On Your Bones!
Kill 10 enemies in a single life
- Pitchin' A Tent
- Assigir's Challenge
Kill each class on the enemy teams at least once in a row
- Oops, Did That Hurt?
Cause an assisted suicide
- I Shall Smite Thee!
Kill 5 enemies in a single life
- Crabby Hooker
Kill an enemy with your hook immediately following a roll
- I Wish To Register A Complaint!
- Valhal Awaits Me!
Gain 1000 Points as a Viking
- Keep The Distance
Kill 1000 enemies with a ranged weapon
- Ranged Whore
Kill 5000 enemies with a ranged weapon
- Ungrateful
Kill a Developer or Tester
- Biting The Hand That Feeds
Kill 10 Developers and/or Testers
- A Worthy Sacrifice
Die to a Developer or Tester
- See You Next Fall
- Dr. Kevorkian
Cause 100 assisted suicides
- Berserker
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Berserker
- Huscarl
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Huscarl
- Gestir
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Gestir
- Heavy Knight
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Heavy Knight
- From Davy Jones' Locker
Kill 5 enemies after you have already been slain
- Tricky Shot
Kill 5 enemies with ricocheted projectiles
- Mouse Trap
Kill an enemy in Temple using one of the traps
- Trapped Mouse
- Sharp Pointy Teeth!
- Otzi The Iceman
Cause an enemy to freeze to death in Cathedral
- Got A Crush On You
Cause an enemy to die from being crushed by a pillar in Cathedral
- Asleep With The Fishies!
- This Is Madness!
- Madoff With The Chest
Use the chest special to capture a chest without dropping it along the way
- Capitalism
Win a round on Forgotten while your team has control of all chests (12+ Players)
- Heart Of Gold
Win a round on Island as the Knights without letting the enemy teams capture a chest (12+ Players)
- This Is Why You Can't Have Nice Things
Return 30 chests stolen by the enemy
- Pop, Lock, And Drop It!
Bash a chest out of your enemy's hands using your shield
- Immaculate Immortals
Win a game of Last Team Standing without losing a single teammate (12+ Players)
- Sand Blasted
Win a game playing Sandstorm in under 6 minutes (12+ Players)
- Parrot Killer
Kill 5 enemy parrots
- Parrot Murderer
Kill 100 enemy parrots
- Enemy Of PETA
Kill 1000 enemy parrots
- Crusader
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using the two-handed sword
- Robin Hood
Kill an enemy with the crossbow or longbow from 100ft
- Cornish Game Hen
Hunt down 15 enemy parrots with the longbow
- I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the short sword
- Weakling!
- Iron Clad Axemower
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the axe/sword combo
- Shish Kebab!
Kill 15 enemy parrots with the spear
- Puppeteer
Impale the bodies of 5 enemies to a wall using your javelins
- Agrianian Javelineer
Kill an enemy with the javelin from 80ft
- Pride of Odin
The pointy end goes into the other man
- Captain Blackbeard
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using the cutlass
- Kills First, Aim Second
- Axed By The Arc
Kill an enemy with a throwing axe from 60ft
- Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch
Kill 4 enemies with a single keg
- Keg Whore
Kill 500 enemies with the keg
- Dinah
- In Good Company
Play a full round with at least three Steam Friends on your team
- Final Strike
Get the final kill in a round of Last Team Standing (12+ Players)
- The Chosen One
Start with the Trinket and end with the Trinket without dropping or passing it (12+ players)
- Sharing Is Caring
Pass the Trinket to a teammate 10 times when on low health
- So, Come Take A Drink...
Whilst carrying a Trinket, heal 10,000 points of life to nearby teammates
- One Man Army
Kill 15 enemies carrying a Trinket
- Sharpshooter
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Sharpshooter
- Sniper Elite
Kill an enemy with the rifle from 110ft
- Age Of Gunpowder
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your artisan pistol
- El Lobizon
Kill an enraged berserker with your artisan pistol
- One Does Not Simply Walk Into Valhalla
Kill 1000 enemies while enraged
- Woodsman
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your throwing axes
- Retirement Fund
Capture 100 chests as a Gestir
- Pris De Fer
Kill 100 enemies using your two-handed sword's parry counter attacks
- Blitzkrieg
Gain 250 assists in which the killer is an Archer
- Stop That!
- Crack Rabbit
- Swab The Deck, Cabin Boys!
Gain 100,000 Points as a Pirate
- By Odin's Beard!
Gain 100,000 Points as a Viking
- For King And Country!
Gain 100,000 Points as a Knight
- True Secret Of Sword Fighting
Taunt directly 10 enemies you kill with a melee weapon
- Arr, A Little Help Over Here
- The Governator
Win 3 rounds in a row on Town (12+ Players)
- Grave Robber
Win 3 rounds in a row on Gravedanger (12+ Players)
- Street Sweeper
- Doeth Thou Scoff Verily?
Directly taunt every enemy class as Man-at-Arms
- Sacre Blur!
Kill an enemy while blinded
- Parisian Harvest
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using your halberd
- Feel My Shaft Within
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your halberd
- Mighty Foot Engaged
Kill an enemy with a kick
- Golden Ball
- Omlette Au Perroquet
As Man-at-Arms, bash 10 parrots with your buckler
- The One Who Knocks
Stun 100 enemies with the buckler
- I Get A Kick Out Of You
Kill 100 enemies by kicking them into hazards
- Le Lapin Sauté
As MaA, kill 100 players whilst jumping in the air
- They See Me Rollin'
- You're Not So Special
Kill a player during their special (excluding Berserker and MAA)
- Art Of Defense
Kill a total of 50 enemies with a counter-attack by perfect parrying them
- Cross Country
Steal a chest from each team in one life
- Lord Of The Grove
Capture all chests in Pinegrove before the other teams capture any (12+ Players)
- He Did It To Me!
Kick someone into a hazard after being kicked a second before
- Foot Hand Eye Coordination
Kick a player then kill them with a range weapon while still mid-air
- Seven Years In The Making
Win 7 rounds in Pinegrove
- Taste Of His Own
Cause a Skirmisher to die by kicking/bashing the keg back
- Public Enemy #1
Be Nemesis for 5 players or more
- Robyn Hode
Return 200 chests
- My House!
Stay in a chest zone for 1 minute when team has winning ticket count of 10 or under
- Worth The Wait
Block enemy chest zone for 15 seconds while there's at least 1 chest
- The Promised Land
Conquer a territory 3 times in a single life
- Was The Sun In Your Eyes?
Kill 20 enemies in a te_sandstorm’s sandstorm
- Fond Of Sharp Things?
Capture and hold the Weapons Cache for an entire round without losing it once. (12+ Players)
- Here's Lookin At You Kid
Send 5 enemies to their deaths in the spike pits of Sandstorm
- Less Is Moorish
Win a round without capturing a third territory in Sandstorm
- Treaty Of Friendship
Conquer each Sandstorm territory with the help of at least 2 people every time (12+ Players)
- Giddy Up
Keep control of both territories in Cara for at least 60 seconds (12+ Players)
- Horsin' Around
Contest a horse territory in Cara at least 60 seconds
- Triple Crown
Win 3 rounds for each team on Cara
- Ragnarok Is A Pony
Win 10 rounds on Cara