- Dr. Kevorkian
Cause 100 assisted suicides
- Ding Dong Death!
Cause an enemy to be crushed by the bell in Gravedanger
- 999th Way To Die
Kill an enemy by using a gate
- Elizabeth Cross
- Equal Opportunity Eviscerator
Kill a pirate and knight enemy with a single swing of the two-handed axe
- Seaxmachine
Kill 50 enemies using your seax and shield
- I'm Too Old For This
Kill 7 enemies with your spear in a single life
- Phluck You!
Kill 75 Sharpshooters using your longbow
- Clay Pigeon
Kill 20 enemies while they are in mid-air using either your longbow or crossbow
- Know How To Aim
Kill 200 enemies with a ranged weapon
- Sacre Blur!
Kill an enemy while blinded
- Parlor Tricks
Perform 25 perfect parries against your enemies
- Mad Jack Churchill
Kill 3 sharpshooters in a single life with your two-handed sword
- Crack Rabbit
- I Has A Parrot
Kill 25 enemies with the parrot
- Seven Years In The Making
Win 7 rounds in Pinegrove
- Sniper Elite
Kill an enemy with the rifle from 110ft
- El Lobizon
Kill an enraged berserker with your artisan pistol
- Billy The Kid
Kill 3 enemies with the rifle or artisan pistol within 10 seconds
- Powder Party
Kill 2 enemies with a single rifle special
- Ringing Bells
Perform 10 headshots from within 10 ft with the rifle on Heavy Knights
- Head Hunter
Perform 50 headshots with the rifle
- Sharpshooter
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Sharpshooter
- Gunslinger
Kill 5 enemies with your rifle or artisan pistol in a single life
- Sharing Is Caring
Pass the Trinket to a teammate 10 times when on low health
- Boom, Headshot!
Kill an enemy with a headshot from your rifle
- So, Come Take A Drink...
Whilst carrying a Trinket, heal 10,000 points of life to nearby teammates
- I Be Unstoppable!
Kill 50 enemies whilst holding your team's Trinket
- One Man Army
Kill 15 enemies carrying a Trinket
- Sword At A Gunfight
Kill 10 enemies with your pistol who have recently damaged you with a melee weapon
- Ye Scurvy Dog
Kill an enraged berserker with your pistol
- Le Lapin Sauté
As MaA, kill 100 players whilst jumping in the air
- True Secret Of Sword Fighting
Taunt directly 10 enemies you kill with a melee weapon
- Meat Tenderizer
Kill 100 enemies using your mace
- The One Who Knocks
Stun 100 enemies with the buckler
- Doeth Thou Scoff Verily?
Directly taunt every enemy class as Man-at-Arms
- Frenchy Wenchy
As a Man-at-Arms, kill 3 players with your crossbow in a single round
- Omlette Au Perroquet
As Man-at-Arms, bash 10 parrots with your buckler
- Man-at-Arms
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Man-at-Arms
- Monsieur Limbhurt
Kill 3 enemies with the halberd while pushing up daisies
- Block N' Poke
As Heavy Knight, Kill 25 enemies using the sword and shield
- Only Got One Stone
Kill 2 enemies with a single swing of the two-handed sword
- Butterknifed!
Kill 25 enemies using the short sword
- Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch
Kill 4 enemies with a single keg
- Mighty Foot Engaged
Kill an enemy with a kick
- Traveler
Play at least one full round on a custom map
- Macetro
Kill 4 enemies in a single life with your mace and buckler
- Variété
As a Man-at-Arms, kill with each of your weapons in a single life
- Tree Hugger
Capture a neutral chest first before anyone else in Pinegrove
- Cross Country
Steal a chest from each team in one life
- Black Powder Finish
Kill 5 enemies in 1 life using your blunderbuss
- Grim Reaper
Kill 10 enemies in a single life as the Man-at-Arms
- Kick Up A Fuss
Kill 10 enemies by kicking them into hazards
- Mind Your Own Business
Kill 2 enemies with a single fart special
- Parrot Murderer
Kill 100 enemy parrots
- Mine's Better
Kill both enemy Trinket carriers within 10 seconds
- Pitchin' A Tent
- From Davy Jones' Locker
Kill 5 enemies after you have already been slain
- Some Friend You Are
Kill 15 enemies you are steam friends with
- Superior Messiah
Kill an enemy Trinket carrier whilst holding yours
- This Is Sparta!
Cause someone to fall to their death by kicking them
- Pop, Lock, And Drop It!
Bash a chest out of your enemy's hands using your shield
- Parrot Frenzy
Kill 3 enemies with the parrot in 1 life
- Well Rounded
As a Huscarl, kill with each of your weapons in a single life
- Axed By The Arc
Kill an enemy with a throwing axe from 60ft
- Do The Hot Sauce
Kill 2 enemies with a single shield dash special
- Legolas
Kill 3 enemies with the Longbow within 10 seconds
- Cornish Game Hen
Hunt down 15 enemy parrots with the longbow
- It's Like Weakness Water Three!
Kill 2 enemies with a single longbow special
- Robin Hood
Kill an enemy with the crossbow or longbow from 100ft
- Puppeteer
Impale the bodies of 5 enemies to a wall using your javelins
- Shish Kebab!
Kill 15 enemy parrots with the spear
- Agrianian Javelineer
Kill an enemy with the javelin from 80ft
- POW, Right In The Kisser!
Kill 5 enemies with the punch
- Great Balls Of Fire
Kill 2 enemies with a single blunderbuss special
- Souvlaki
Kill 3 enemies with a single spear dash special
- Angry Bare Shirt
Kill 3 enemies with a single berserk special
- Got A Crush On You
Cause an enemy to die from being crushed by a pillar in Cathedral
- Otzi The Iceman
Cause an enemy to freeze to death in Cathedral
- Get To The Choppa
Kill 3 enemies with a single twirling two-handed sword special
- I'm Burnin' For You
Cause an enemy to die from the lava in Arena
- I'm Invincible!
- I Shall Feast On Your Bones!
Kill 10 enemies in a single life
- I Have Never Lost A Melee
Kill 200 enemies in hand to hand combat
- Did I Do That?
Kill 2 enemies with a single cutlass lunge special
- Keg Stand!
Kill 2 enemies with a single keg
- Hero Kill
Kill 3 enemies in one life while you are Pushing up Daisies without grabbing any health pickups
- Why Did I Bother Lighting That?
Kill an enemy with a tossed keg
- This Is Madness!
- Kills First, Aim Second
- Dinah
- A Chest To Die For
Kill an enemy by tossing a chest at them
- Asleep With The Fishies!
- A Worthy Sacrifice
Die to a Developer or Tester
- This Is Why You Can't Have Nice Things
Return 30 chests stolen by the enemy
- I Wish To Register A Complaint!
- I'll Be Blunt
Kill an enemy using the blunt end of the Huscarl's axe
- Part O' The Crew
Joined the PVKII Official Game Group
- Swinger
Kill 25 enemies in hand to hand combat
- Shooter
Kill 25 enemies with a ranged weapon
- Hey, That's Mine!
Kill an enemy that is carrying a chest
- Ungrateful
Kill a Developer or Tester
- Have A Nice Trip
- Oops, Did That Hurt?
Cause an assisted suicide
- Berserker
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Berserker
- Huscarl
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Huscarl
- Gestir
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Gestir
- Captain
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Captain
- Skirmisher
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Skirmisher
- Archer
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Archer
- Heavy Knight
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Heavy Knight
- Purple Heart
- I Shall Smite Thee!
Kill 5 enemies in a single life
- Anger Management
Kill a Berserker while he is Berserked
- Tricky Shot
Kill 5 enemies with ricocheted projectiles
- Mouse Trap
Kill an enemy in Temple using one of the traps
- Trapped Mouse
- Sharp Pointy Teeth!
- The Last Supper
- Madoff With The Chest
Use the chest special to capture a chest without dropping it along the way
- Goldmember
Capture three chests in one life in Booty
- First Blood
Get the first kill in a round of Last Team Standing
- Parrot Killer
Kill 5 enemy parrots
- Weakling!