Here is the full list of all 28 Payroll achievements.
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You washed your hands after peeing.
You were fired for infecting the company's network.
Permanently hospitalized from eating too much bad stuff.
You drank coffee before bedtime and became an insomniac.
You explored the depths of the office.
You completely ignored the Janitor.
You got stuck in the elevator on the first day of the job.
You became morbidly obese.
You couldn't keep your fingers off of other peoples PC's.
You were well hydrated.
You were often seen going to the bathroom.
You gained a few pounds.
You annoyed certain co-workers by talking too much.
You became addicted to bean juice (a.k.a. coffee)
You're a hog for eating all the cake.
You ate cake with the CEO.
You peed without washing your hands.
You were best friends with the Janitor.
You found the Goblin Coin.
You spent a whole day goofing off.
You've been goofing off a lot.
You were the office hermit.
You were a social butterfly.
You were an efficient employee.
You were a slow worker.
You received a gold watch for years of service.
Hope it was worth it...