Here is the full list of all 29 POORLY drawn but HORNY achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
You started fresh!
I think ...
You for SURE know how to rotate now!
WOOW you picked up a tile 500th times!
Oh wow.
You found the gallery!
You finished the game!
Cute and little!
You have now seen everything!
Almost there!
Half way through!
Mmmm those tight abs ...
100x picked up the tile, woow!
That's a nice stretch.
Mhmmmmm.
You are going up!
I call it breakfast!
Hey don't let all of that go to waste!
You unlocked half of the tiles, good job!
Those feet!
Yes!
I've been a bad girl.
You know how to rotate :)
Tile was picked up 10th times!
So teal!
You unlocked your very first tile!
You tried to interact with Zoe :P
Mmmmm, I like a nice blindfold.
Way to go, first level done!