Here is the full list of all 29 POORLY drawn but HORNY achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
You started fresh!
WOOW you picked up a tile 500th times!
You for SURE know how to rotate now!
That's a nice stretch.
Cute and little!
So teal!
Hey don't let all of that go to waste!
I've been a bad girl.
Oh wow.
Those feet!
I call it breakfast!
I think ...
Yes!
Mhmmmmm.
Mmmm those tight abs ...
Mmmmm, I like a nice blindfold.
You found the gallery!
You finished the game!
You have now seen everything!
You tried to interact with Zoe :P
Almost there!
100x picked up the tile, woow!
Half way through!
You are going up!
You unlocked half of the tiles, good job!
You know how to rotate :)
Tile was picked up 10th times!
You unlocked your very first tile!
Way to go, first level done!