Here is the full list of all 29 POORLY drawn but HORNY achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
You finished the game!
Cute and little!
You have now seen everything!
You for SURE know how to rotate now!
WOOW you picked up a tile 500th times!
Almost there!
Those feet!
Oh wow.
I think ...
So teal!
Mmmm those tight abs ...
That's a nice stretch.
I call it breakfast!
Yes!
I've been a bad girl.
Mmmmm, I like a nice blindfold.
Mhmmmmm.
Hey don't let all of that go to waste!
Half way through!
100x picked up the tile, woow!
You are going up!
You unlocked half of the tiles, good job!
You unlocked your very first tile!
You know how to rotate :)
Tile was picked up 10th times!
Way to go, first level done!
You tried to interact with Zoe :P
You found the gallery!
You started fresh!