Here is the full list of all 29 PING 1.5+™ achievements.
Sadist.
Let's bounce out of here.
Wow. Much win.
That'll do PING. That'll do.
They were firing their lasers and you survived.
You unlocked the final world. Praise be unto the cubes.
You stopped all bases from being taken.
What if the game stopped after this world, after an odd number?
OH MY GOSH THAT WAS SO MANY OF THEM!
You finally killed Master Sphere... or did you?
Now you're being "pointed" into the right direction!
You really 'alien'ated those enemies!
Oh wait, there is more? This isn't your traditional retro game, now is it?
ERROR! DESCRIPTION NOT FOUND.
You really are the bomb!
You've made it to the final world!
That was a'maze'ing!
Generic win message.
Congrats! Even your mom would be proud of you!
Even though things were hard to see at times, you managed to beat it!
You really commanded that battle pretty well!
That's a lot of shots! Go get a life!
Yeah, okay.
Another one bites the dust.
Now you're getting somewhere.
The first step to an angular universe.
Good job! You beat the basic tutorial world!
The first of many deaths.
You finally achieved an achievement in PING 1.5+™! Good job! Here is an achievement for achieving an achievement!