Here is the full list of all 29 PING 1.5+™ achievements.
Sadist.
Wow. Much win.
That'll do PING. That'll do.
They were firing their lasers and you survived.
You stopped all bases from being taken.
OH MY GOSH THAT WAS SO MANY OF THEM!
You unlocked the final world. Praise be unto the cubes.
You finally killed Master Sphere... or did you?
That's a lot of shots! Go get a life!
What if the game stopped after this world, after an odd number?
You really 'alien'ated those enemies!
Now you're being "pointed" into the right direction!
Oh wait, there is more? This isn't your traditional retro game, now is it?
ERROR! DESCRIPTION NOT FOUND.
You've made it to the final world!
That was a'maze'ing!
Let's bounce out of here.
Generic win message.
You really are the bomb!
Congrats! Even your mom would be proud of you!
You really commanded that battle pretty well!
Even though things were hard to see at times, you managed to beat it!
Yeah, okay.
Another one bites the dust.
Now you're getting somewhere.
The first step to an angular universe.
Good job! You beat the basic tutorial world!
You finally achieved an achievement in PING 1.5+™! Good job! Here is an achievement for achieving an achievement!
The first of many deaths.