3. Story walkthrough

Once starting a new game, there will be a small cutscene to go through. Once completed, move up to the small house where another cutscene will begin. Once the cutscene is finished, you want to go into their field and destroy all of their scarecrows. This will unlock:

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One scarecrow. Only.10

Destroy scarecrows.

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After you finish they will chase you away. Continue moving up until they stop and then go right to the chicken coop.

Once there, you will speak with an elderly lady who will refuse any help. While talking with her, all the chickens will escape; your job is to round them up. Attack each chicken three times to knock them out, then pick them up and drag them back into the chicken coop. This will earn you:

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Bring chicken back.

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Once the last one has been put away, the old lady will start attacking you again. Move straight up until she stops. From here, you will see a brown figure holding a club. If you attack it three times, it will float upwards and explode, unlocking:


The imposter.10

Find a frined.

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From here, move left and then continue up until you reach a house with four people outside to reach another cutscene. Now, you will need to run over their cabbage to destroy it. Once 48 of the 56 cabbages are destroyed, they will stop attacking you and you will unlock:

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Turnip, potato and corn.10

Deal with the cabbage.

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After this, continue moving up until you get to the church. Once there, talk to the priest who will get you drunk. Your camera will become shaky and your character will move on its own slightly. Now you must kill five demons in order to get:

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Cowards and wine.10

Defeat hellspawns.

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Now move to the left of the church to find a small blue ball. When approached, it will follow you and you'll unlock:

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The ball. Of doom!10

Find a follower.

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Now, go to the right and your character will want to take a nap. After a quick rest and a cutscene, you can continue right until you approach a fork in the road with a rock on the corner. Strike the rock and it will ascend like the enemy earlier and unlock:

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Sticks and stones.10

Find a hater.

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Finally, go right until you enter a small area with rocks and barrels. This is where the final boss fight happens. The boss will throw rocks and charge at you. If you stand by the gate at the bottom and sidestep his charges, he will hit the gate dealing damage to it. You need him to hit the gate with three charges to do enough damage to break the gate. Or, if he throws rocks at the gate, each rock will do a half heart of damage to the gate, meaning six shots from that would destroy it as well. Once it's gone, walk through it and continue down until the game ends and you'll earn:


The Knight.10

Complete the game.

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And there you go, a 100% completion of OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THIS KNIGHT.

Thank you for reading this, it was my first walkthrough I've written so I hope it helped out.

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